KIM KARDASHIAN ROBBED IN PARIS! This looks like a set up! #TooPerfect


KIM KARDASHIAN ROBBED IN PARIS! Kim and her sisters Kendall Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian, were in town for Paris fashion week.  While in her hotel, Kim had five masked men rob her.  The men were armed, tied her up, and locked her in the bathroom.  The thieves took over ten million dollars worth of jewelry!  Thankfully, Kim was unharmed.  Her husband, Kanye West, stopped a song he was performing, and rushed to be with his wife.  Kim and her sisters have left Paris, and have returned home.  There have been NO arrests, and no suspects identified.  This is despite Paris and the hotel being COVERED with security cameras.  This totally smells like a set up to me.  Watch the video to get all the details, and decide for yourself!.

Okay, so now that you’re caught up… HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?  You mean there’s only ONE security guard watching all those $17000 per night suites?  ONE?  And the thieves went straight for the jewelry box.  They just knew too much, for me.  Plus, the FIVE armed, masked men escaped on bikes???!!!  Were they in a parade formation?  Or was it more like a fancy marching band formation?  I can’t, folks.  I just can’t.  And what if the cops showed up early?  Was the plane to out run them on bikes?  Or maybe… cops were already there?  Maybe FIVE cops.  On bikes.